Bad Poetry

Ask me a question, I’ll tell you no lays.

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I like to make up ditties, on that you can rely,But how to tell the difference between words “lay” and “lie”? It can be complicated,Not sure I can clarify.But since nobody’s asked me to,Ah, what the hell.I’ll try. A tablecloth can’t tell a LIE but is LAID upon a table.Some other things that can be… Continue reading Ask me a question, I’ll tell you no lays.

Remuddled Living

There Are Worse Things Than Getting Into Hot Water

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Until we replaced it late last year, our old boiler clunked along, heating our home semi-sufficiently, not at all efficiently, and quite expensively. In its declining years, we became accustomed to living with sporadic hot water delivery from a system that ran on too much oil, sheer ugliness, and habit. As a result simple things… Continue reading There Are Worse Things Than Getting Into Hot Water

Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That · Bad Poetry

Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU

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I think it’s only fair to say That things are not so great today So now that I have made that clear There’s something else you need to hear Your nonsense, drivel, and BS Will light me up, I must confess So curb your smack, your jibes, your sass Your inane posts, your lack of… Continue reading Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU

(Almost) Every Now and (a) Then
Housework and Working On The House: 2 Entirely Different Things · Share-Cropping

(Almost) Every Now and (a) Then

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iShared in a previous post the concept of online Share-Cropping–the framing of photos in such a way as to convey all the #winning you’ve got going on in spite of the “big picture” conveying a more complete and #unwinning truth. To wit: Every year I post pictures of our freshly re-assembled screened porch. They are,… Continue reading (Almost) Every Now and (a) Then