Category: Bad Poetry

Bad Poetry

Ask me a question, I’ll tell you no lays.

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I like to make up ditties, on that you can rely,But how to tell the difference between words “lay” and “lie”? It can be complicated,Not sure I can clarify.But since nobody’s asked me to,Ah, what the hell.I’ll try. A tablecloth can’t tell a LIE but is LAID upon a table.Some other things that can be… Continue reading Ask me a question, I’ll tell you no lays.

Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That · Bad Poetry

Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU

TheKimBrown

I think it’s only fair to say That things are not so great today So now that I have made that clear There’s something else you need to hear Your nonsense, drivel, and BS Will light me up, I must confess So curb your smack, your jibes, your sass Your inane posts, your lack of… Continue reading Things I Will Put Up Your Ass If You Don’t STFU

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That · Bad Poetry

F*ck Asterisks

TheKimBrownAside2 Comments

I think before we go too far, I really should explain

For often, just as when I speak, my writing is profane

You do not have to like it, and you do not have to stay

‘Cause I can guarantee you it’ll happen anyway

 

Feel free to be offended, or, in horror, fan your face

But you can also kiss my ass and find another space

I want you to feel welcome, so I’m striving to be clear

Those uptight sensibilities won’t sit well over here

 

So, if you have the strength to overlook this flaw of mine

Pull up a chair, you fucking freak

I love you! Have some wine!